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I don’t care what your gender is, I’m calling you dude.

barmandan:

You’re a dude, he’s a dude, she’s a dude, your mom’s a dude. 

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Video : Cat gets caught barking by a human and resumes meowing.

epic-humor:

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Cat gets caught barking by a human and resumes meowing

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?

ABORT MISSION.

ABORT MISSION.

RESUME CAT TRANSMISSION.

I CANT STOP LAUGHING.


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klainespants:

apparently when you drop a gummy bear into potassium

it opens a portal to hell

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jelloisforwinners:

 #it’s ok jeremy i can’t believe she exists either
impl0de:

fe-de:

Robert Pattinson: “If you find a girl who reads, keep her close. When you find her up at 2 AM clutching a book to her chest and weeping, make her a cup of tea and hold her. You may lose her for a couple of hours but she will always come back to you. She’ll talk as if the characters in the book are real, because for a while, they always are. Date a girl who reads because you deserve it. You deserve a girl who can give you the most colorful life imaginable. If you can only give her monotony, and stale hours and half-baked proposals, then you’re better off alone. If you want the world and the worlds beyond it, date a girl who reads.”
Brandon Hall: “The reason girls cant find a good guy is because they look in the wrong places, go to a library. Guys at party are just looking for the next girl to fuck.”
outcum:

june 23rd

maraudersduck asked: :)

i <3 you. how’s your mothers day going?

voldemortsss:

Robert Downey Jr. and a cat.

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